Gypsy Pistoleros Release ‘King Of Almost Everything’

Gypsy Pistoleros release their video for new single ‘King Of Almost Everything, out now, new album ‘Dark Faerie Tales‘ out 17th April via The New Church Records.

The third single from the album, ‘King Of Almost Everything arrives with a brand-new video — a savage, cinematic takedown of false idols, hollow power, and blind devotion.
A rallying cry for the disillusioned, the track cuts deep into the mythology of modern authority:

“We crown the wrong kings and call it salvation,
Follow wolves in borrowed halos straight into damnation…”

Dark. Defiant. Unapologetically confrontational.

This is Gypsy Pistoleros at their most dangerous — pulling crowns from heads and setting fire to the throne.

In 2026, while much of rock music plays it safe, Gypsy Pistoleros are burning the rulebook.
The world’s only Glam Punk Goth ’n’ Roll outlaws return with their most dangerous, theatrical, and uncompromising record yet — ‘Dark Faerie Tales: A Fairytale for the Damned‘, released 17th April 2026 on The New Church Records Label.
This is not nostalgia. This is not cosplay. This is feral, glitter-streaked, gothic punk rock with teeth.

Pre-order – here

Drawing openly from the bloodlines of The Damned, Hanoi Rocks, Killing Joke, The Cult, and the modern defiance of YUNGBLUD, Gypsy Pistoleros don’t imitate — they mutate. The result is an album that feels lived-in, earned, and gloriously unhinged.

Produced and co-written by long-time sonic conspirator Dave Draper (Michael Monroe, Ginger Wildheart, The Wildhearts, Therapy?, Elvana), ‘Dark Faerie Tales‘ fuses glam-soaked punk energy with gothic grandeur, raw fire, and apocalyptic swagger — a record for outsiders, believers, romantics, and beautiful misfits.

As Overdrive declares:
“A love letter to the beautiful and broken, a twisted hymn for the strange of heart, and proof that rock ’n’ roll still has room for danger, drama and glitter in the dark.”

Available worldwide & instore on three-colour vinyl, digipak CD, and digital:
Neon Purple & Black Splatter Vinyl
Neon Green & Black Splatter Vinyl
Deluxe 4-panel Digisleeve CD

Following the success of ‘Church of the Pistoleros‘ — hailed as one of 2025’s most fearless and eclectic rock albums — the Pistoleros have conjured something even bolder: a dark fairytale for the damned, a love letter to the beautiful and broken, and a twisted hymn for the strange of heart.

Born from the fires of their own mythology, ‘Dark Faerie Tales’ drifts through haunted woods and neon dreams — where sleaze-drenched punk anthems meet gothic grandeur, and glam swagger burns with outlaw soul. Produced and co-written once again by sonic alchemist Dave Draper (Michael Monroe, Ginger Wildheart, The Wildhearts, Ryan Hamilton, Elvana, Therapy, etc), it’s a record that breathes rebellion and myth.

 Tracklisting:

  1. Dark Faerie Tales
  2. My One Desire, Burn It Up
  3. King of Almost Everything
  4. She’s Getting Stranger
  5. Take My Hand to Nightmare Land
  6. Behind The Mask
  7. Prince of the Damned
  8. Rattling
  9. I Whisper Goodbye
  10. The Ghost of Baby Strange

To support the release, Gypsy Pistoleros will embark on the Dark Faerie Tales U.K. Tour, with additional festival and European dates to be announced.

Tour Dates:

16 April – London, The Underworld (SLADY, Continental Lovers, Bai Bang)
17 April – Worcester, The Marrs Bar
18 April – Pontypool, The Dragonffli
22 April – Newcastle, The Cluny
24 April – Dunfermline, The Monarch
25 April – Edinburgh, Bannermans
1–2 May – Beltane Gathering Festival, Wales
9 May –   No Sleep Till Blackpool Festival @ The Waterloo
10 May – Stoke-on-Trent, Eleven (Matinee Show)
15 May – Nottingham, The Old Cold Store
16 May – Stockport, The Holy Diver
23 May – Breaking Bands Festival, Droitwich
Special Guests: James Kennedy & The Underdogs to support throughout Tour
6–9 August – Rebellion Punk Festival, Blackpool Winter Gardens
Many more dates TBA
Tickets are available – here;

Gypsy Pistoleros’ live shows are gothic theatre, glam-punk ritual, and unmissable rock spectacle. From Rebellion to Planet Rockstock, they’re ready for their biggest UK headline run yet.

Expect: Sleaze-drenched punk anthems & gothic theatrics
For fans of Alice Cooper, YUNGBLUD, GHOST, The Cult, The Damned, Hanoi Rocks, Killing Joke
A wild, theatrical experience — part gothic carnival, part rock ’n’ roll ritual

‘Dark Faerie Tales’ – From Myth to Magic
Once upon a twisted dusk, in a desert where gods had lost their names, stood the Church of the Pistoleros — built from shattered guitars, broken hearts, and outlaw fire. It burned… but from the ashes rose a new cult, born of chaos and dreaming in half-remembered hymns. Now, Gypsy Pistoleros sing under starlight in tangled woods where belief is rhythm, glitter, and spell work — legends in apocalyptic fur, crowned in scars, howling at the dark.

Order Gypsy Pistoleros albums – here

Line-up:

Gypsy Lee Pistolero – Vocals

Kerry Pistolero White – Bass & B.Vox

Shane Pistolero Sparkz – Guitar & B.Vox

Chris Pistolero Hopton – Drums

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